There's nothing better than waking up to 4 inches of water in your basement on a soggy friday morning.

Get up, take a nice refreshing swim on your way to the laundry machine, maybe raft around a little bit on your bed (but only if you remembered to put out the paddles before you went to sleep). The best part is watching your cat freak out when it stumbles out of its hiding place and finds it self up to its belly in water.

It's sounds to good to be true, but what can I say? I'm living the life.

 

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Phil, you need to get a new house.  You have the worst car and home luck of anyone i know.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

Ok seriously when is this rain going to stop? I have 3 sump pumps running, and my basement is still flooded because there is absolutely nothing you can do when the ground water level comes up above your floor. I could have 100 sump pumps running and still be flooded.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Man that sucks, my remedy is not to have a cat! =). Pumps are not keeping up I take it? Hopefully this rain will stop or you can setup water rides for some extra $$.

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-- The School Teacher --

haha the cat is a pet for my dog. Me and the cat don't socialize much. Probably not at all anymore since he freaked out and jumped out the window

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Doesn't look good for you Phil.  I'd invest in a couple of more sump pumps.

http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/99504?from=36hr_fcst10DayLink_undeclared

 

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

STFU.

I'm building an arc.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

How about we stock your basement with some pike?  That way I don't need to drive so far to try and get my favorite fish.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

I was thinking of piranhas.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

That would be one way to deal with the cat.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

MrFish:

I was thinking of piranhas.

Sweet if you have piranhas and they eat your cat I will pay to see that and then you can buy more piranhas/cats/pumps

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

And sharks with freaking laser beams.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Might as well toss in some motherfuckin snakes.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

Hey Phil, you should ask Victor to take a look at your situation.  If you offer him food and/or drink he'll give you a break.  But remember, he said if someone doesn't offer him food/bev he charges them double!