Ok I'm playing under brians name to clear his bonus because when you play in tourneys it takes forever to get fpp's but in cash games you knock them out quick. so here are two hands in 2 tables, i'm not involved and wow do they all misplay each frigging hand.
PokerStars Game #4269025736: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/03/12 - 22:08:51 (ET)
Table 'Aenna II' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: JonnyBassman ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: SHERIBR ($379.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Iceman5 ($38 in chips)
Seat 4: Islandboyyy ($35.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Nuut Str8 ($100 in chips)
Seat 6: ricestud ($166.60 in chips)
Seat 9: ppj800 ($140.75 in chips)
Islandboyyy: posts small blind $0.50
Nuut Str8: posts big blind $1
scoty2hoty: sits out
JonnyBassman: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHERIBR [Ad 7c]
ricestud: calls $1
ppj800: folds
JonnyBassman: checks
SHERIBR: folds
Iceman5: folds
Islandboyyy: calls $0.50
Nuut Str8: raises $4 to $5
ricestud: calls $4
JonnyBassman: folds
Islandboyyy: raises $30.70 to $35.70 and is all-in
Nuut Str8: calls $30.70
ricestud: raises $96.30 to $132
Iceman5 said, "i luv it"
SHERIBR said, "wow big pot coming, i want back in it, give me my cards back :-)"
trezegoal92 joins the table at seat #7
Iceman5 said, "rice just put the nuts to the peanut man"
Nuut Str8: calls $64.30 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Js 6c Qd]
*** TURN *** [Js 6c Qd] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Js 6c Qd 8h] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Nuut Str8: shows [Jd Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
ricestud: mucks hand
Nuut Str8 collected $128.60 from side pot
Islandboyyy: mucks hand
Nuut Str8 collected $105.10 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $236.70 Main pot $105.10. Side pot $128.60. | Rake $3
Board [Js 6c Qd 8h 5c]
Seat 1: JonnyBassman folded before Flop
Seat 2: SHERIBR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Iceman5 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Islandboyyy (small blind) mucked [Ks Ac]
Seat 5: Nuut Str8 (big blind) showed [Jd Jc] and won ($233.70) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 6: ricestud mucked [Kh Ah]
Seat 9: ppj800 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
I hate it when people misplay a big hand then can't fold it, frigging donkeys but you gotta love them :-)
PokerStars Game #4269059237: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/03/12 - 22:11:18 (ET)
Table 'Dares V' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Schappell ($149.35 in chips)
Seat 3: Lennard ($120.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Bradford4 ($51.20 in chips)
Seat 5: SHERIBR ($127.70 in chips)
Seat 6: surfdude99 ($125.30 in chips)
Seat 7: cozzie300 ($40.70 in chips)
Seat 8: SOWASRED ($43.25 in chips)
Seat 9: gmguy ($24.50 in chips)
cozzie300: posts small blind $0.50
SOWASRED: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SHERIBR [7h 2d]
gmguy: folds
Schappell: folds
Lennard: folds
Bradford4: calls $1
SHERIBR: folds
surfdude99: calls $1
cozzie300: raises $1 to $2
SOWASRED: calls $1
Bradford4: calls $1
surfdude99: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [8c 9s 5h]
cozzie300: bets $7
SOWASRED: raises $7 to $14
SHERIBR: "Hey guys in case you didn't know, I am gay and love men. My name is brian and I live in Anchorage Alaska"
Bradford4: folds
surfdude99: folds
cozzie300: raises $24.70 to $38.70 and is all-in
SOWASRED: calls $24.70
*** TURN *** [8c 9s 5h] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [8c 9s 5h 5c] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cozzie300: shows [Kh Ks] (a full house, Fives full of Kings)
SOWASRED: shows [5d 8s] (four of a kind, Fives)
SOWASRED collected $82.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $85.40 | Rake $3
Board [8c 9s 5h 5c 5s]
Seat 1: Schappell folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Lennard folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Bradford4 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: SHERIBR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: surfdude99 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: cozzie300 (small blind) showed [Kh Ks] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Kings
Seat 8: SOWASRED (big blind) showed [5d 8s] and won ($82.40) with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 9: gmguy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)