Ok i stopped reading after it said "In Tennessee"

There is nobody affluent there.  Everyperson is one less t-shirt, one missing shoe or one missed meal from homeless.

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Well, maybe everyone except the country music stars who definitely have mobile homes to sing about.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

Lol.  Okay, I just want to say that your new avatar is fantastic.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

LOL Thank you.  I saw this and I knew exactly what was going through this guys head

"I have no idea why i'm still a virgin"

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" . . . so what if I still live with my mother"

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

hmm if he's been around for 6 years, can i use this as my avatar?

The question is........how many beers would it take to hit that.  You know you wouldn't notice until after you're finished at the bar and home, by then nobody else will know, what do you do? leave and go home?

 

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Ok, that is not right.....lights offf.....

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-- The School Teacher --

ron2573:

hmm if he's been around for 6 years, can i use this as my avatar?

The question is........how many beers would it take to hit that.  You know you wouldn't notice until after you're finished at the bar and home, by then nobody else will know, what do you do? leave and go home?

 

 

I think she works at the crazy horse.....

Screw ABC, it's crazy horse for me.

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This kicks the *** out of any of Brian's or Ron's run-on sentences! Erin got this link from a friend as a joke...

From Craigslist Personals, Men Seeking Women:

well lets see how to word this one. I am kind of a shy person at first but that goes away pretty quickly after a bit of conversation. I have a very good sense of humor as should everyone. life is short so have fun with it. I am outgoing and love to be out doing things besides sitting around the house, though a nice night at home or a lazy morning in bed is always nice every now and again. I am usually pretty laid back and just kind of go with the flow, i dont get uptight abou things and like to just have fun and hopefully you do to. I enjoy cooking and enjoy it even more when there is someone there next to me to share it with, I find it kind of romantic. If i have not tried something before I will usually always try it at least once, and am quit open minded about things in general and would prefer to find someone that felt the same. I enjoy to be outside in the summer, though I love to snowmachine and snowboard in the winter as well. I like to get away every now and again out to a cabin for a long weekend and just relax with that special someone, maybe you do to? I enjoy traveling very much and wish I had the time to do more of it. Driving for me is always relaxing and I enjoy just driving for hours to new places and seeing the sights.
I would like to find someone that has a good mind set and is at least somewhat open minded. A good sense of humor and active into going out and doing things outside of the house, though dont get me wrong there are plenty of times where I am lazy and just want to lay around and not do anything, some one who enjoys to cuddle and flirt. Someone who can enjoy life in general and has more positive thoughts then negative. well I am not to good at these things and dont really know what else to say, if you have any questions though feel free to ask, I enjoy meeting new people. hope you can find what your looking for, and hey, maybe you just did. you never know :)

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keertus:

...Erin got this link from a friend as a joke...

Joke?   What joke?  Man that is almost word for word my pickup line from the high school days!

 

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Some people are like slinky's. They aren't really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Check this out.....But beware if there are children around or you are at work.  *Nudity involved.

http://users.skynet.be/pdauwe/ursula_martinez.wmv

did they ever figure out how many licks it took to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

plus do kids even eat those anymore or do they just dump different colored sugar in their mouthes and call it a day.

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