We all know what a Donkiac is, right?
Well ok, for Acesmall, it's a combination of donkey and maniac. 
I found this on another forum today and, while something like this may have been posted here before, I just had to put this up. I've changed a couple of them to match my perception of a Donkiac.
Playing like a donkiac: (V 1.0)
Preflop:
- Any suited or connecting cards should be taken to the flop, regardless of position or action; any raise short of putting you all-in must be called.
- Any ace should be taken to the flop; any raise short of putting you all-in must be called.
- All-in PreFlop with any Pocket Pair.
- KJ is the donkiac super bonus powerup hand and is played like a normal player would play AA, i.e. large raise or reraise. Any preflop all-in must be called with KJ.
Postflop:
- Any ace that hits the flop is played like the absolute nuts.
- Any straight draw or flush draw is played like the absolute nuts.
- Any pair or better is played like the absolute nuts.
- Anything less than a pot sized bet on the flop must be raised.
- All-in with 5th nuts or better every time.
- Any post-flop situation not covered above, minbet.
I'll be interested to see what everyone here has to add to this.
And here are the suggestions for donkiac V1.1
-must go all-in when anyone checks because they sense weakness
-go all-in to find out where you're at
(one of my favorites)
Some people are like slinky's. They aren't really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.