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lindy0331:

Oh and I refuse to admit anyone drank me under the table.  Anyone who knows us both would agree that is pure rubbish.

Hum, I remember the entire night sticking with you shot for shot, and you don't. I especially like the hand against Kevin, I hope he posts it. Holy Crap is all I have to say. Yup, drank Lindy under the table, who would have thought it? Game, set, match! =)

Hahha this is the funniest stuff I have ever heard, I think you had two shots and one shot of aftershock adn a beer and you were lit up.  I seem to remember jim drinking jager like it was water.   We can all claim to be like vegas Ron, but in order to do that you have to have no witnesses.  I am sure you can go from drinking Michelob Ultra to drinking Jim under the table.

Wow poor wally, I so need that vm and video though.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

No no no, we were drinking jager by the cup, not shot, and he was making sure I kept up. We went through a bottle and a half plus beers.

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-- The School Teacher --

Don't be mad because our ace in the hole can outdrink anyone Jim had an off night, it happens, remember he was on his period.

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-- The School Teacher --

Holy cow, I have the best message on my phone from Wally trying to get puke boy home last night. I have to figure out a way to get it off and post it as it is about the funniest thing I have ever heard...

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-- The School Teacher --

Please, please, please....I want to hear it.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

Wow that was sick, I can't believe I made that fold and it put me on tilt for the rest of the night, if not the rest of my life. I was the first victim of drunk hyperagressive lindy and I didn't realize he'd come back but wow that was amazing.

I'll buy both you and mike into brians housewarming game this saturday as long as you promise that no one will be puking on the table.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

MrFish:

Wow that was sick, I can't believe I made that fold and it put me on tilt for the rest of the night, if not the rest of my life. I was the first victim of drunk hyperagressive lindy and I didn't realize he'd come back but wow that was amazing.

I'll buy both you and mike into brians housewarming game this saturday as long as you promise that no one will be puking on the table.

Brian's home game is full, so I'll take cash or a rain check for the next game's buyin.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

I'll catch you next time you have a game, and I'll pay a bounty to anyone who pukes on your table.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

MrFish:

I'll catch you next time you have a game, and I'll pay a bounty to anyone who pukes on your table.

Sam said he puked in the dog's water bowl not on the table.  I didn't see any dried puke on the table when I cleaned up.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

lindy0331:

MrFish:

I'll catch you next time you have a game, and I'll pay a bounty to anyone who pukes on your table.

Sam said he puked in the dog's water bowl not on the table.  I didn't see any dried puke on the table when I cleaned up.

Hence the bounty. We can't allow any more near misses like that. If you're going to spew, spew on lindy's chipstack.

 

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

I didn't have a chip stack....it was more like an inlet of chips.  It didn't look as impressive when i stacked it up the next day.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

Oh and Sam's description was priceless.  "It was like black syrup was slowly flowing from his mouth...it made me almost puke myself all over everyone."  How much Jager does a Spud need to drink to puke black syrup?

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.