Spud puked?  I would have thought it was Mangina.....damn Tim I am disappointed.

---

It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

OK.  Rough Breakdown of events

8:35pm: Game Starts

8:40: Jim and Mike start doing shots

8:41: Mike drunk and screaming like a banshee

8:42: Phil busts out the first time

8:43- Mike busts out.  Mike and Phil's collective whinning about being out so quickly melt Lindemann's heart and he institutes some stupid rebuy/add-on BS.

8:45-Play continues

8:46-9:45: I'm not sure what happened here because I had to sit between Jim and Mike, and after about fifteen minutes of their drunken screaming to one another I lost the power of sight.

10:00: Jim's old friend Timmy, decides to show the world that he can drink Jim under the table.  He starts off with 6 bottles of Guinness, 6 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Aftershock, and the biggest mouthful of Copenhagen I have ever seen.

10:30: Timmy starts making random groaning noises and having little bits of copenhagen fly out from his mouth.

10:45: Jim has lost the capacity to speak coherently and is just sliding his chips around the table.

11:00: Timmy's groaning gets louder.  Sam warned that a situation is brewing.  Plastic bag brought to the table.

11:15: Timmy barfs all over the table.  Game cancelled.  Five Way Split announced.  Congratulations Jim you won $80.

The Spenard Kid:

OK.  Rough Breakdown of events

8:35pm: Game Starts

8:40: Jim and Mike start doing shots

8:41: Mike drunk and screaming like a banshee

8:42: Phil busts out the first time

8:43- Mike busts out.  Mike and Phil's collective whinning about being out so quickly melt Lindemann's heart and he institutes some stupid rebuy/add-on BS.

8:45-Play continues

8:46-9:45: I'm not sure what happened here because I had to sit between Jim and Mike, and after about fifteen minutes of their drunken screaming to one another I lost the power of sight.

10:00: Jim's old friend Timmy, decides to show the world that he can drink Jim under the table.  He starts off with 6 bottles of Guinness, 6 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Aftershock, and the biggest mouthful of Copenhagen I have ever seen.

10:30: Timmy starts making random groaning noises and having little bits of copenhagen fly out from his mouth.

10:45: Jim has lost the capacity to speak coherently and is just sliding his chips around the table.

11:00: Timmy's groaning gets louder.  Sam warned that a situation is brewing.  Plastic bag brought to the table.

11:15: Timmy barfs all over the table.  Game cancelled.  Five Way Split announced.  Congratulations Jim you won $80.

$80?  I was robbed.  I haven't seen Tim since the last legion season we played together about 10 years ago.  He should have known he couldn't hang, but bonus points for tring.  I still have a problem with the fact that I just counted the chips on the table....I should have won big.  Oh and Phil and Mike you shorted the pool 20 each....pay up.

---

It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

$80 is $80 more than your drunk *** was going to get.  You'd go all in every hand, the flip your cards face up before anybody else had acted.

Oh yeah, you should go spend that $80 on roses or something, cause Sam looked pretty happy to be packing around the ol puke bowl last night for some guy she'd never met....

Haha where is Timmy?  Did he leave your house or is he sleeping on the couch?  Oh ya and Sam is going to be very happy.

---

"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

lindy0331:

The Spenard Kid:

OK.  Rough Breakdown of events

8:35pm: Game Starts

8:40: Jim and Mike start doing shots

8:41: Mike drunk and screaming like a banshee

8:42: Phil busts out the first time

8:43- Mike busts out.  Mike and Phil's collective whinning about being out so quickly melt Lindemann's heart and he institutes some stupid rebuy/add-on BS.

8:45-Play continues

8:46-9:45: I'm not sure what happened here because I had to sit between Jim and Mike, and after about fifteen minutes of their drunken screaming to one another I lost the power of sight.

10:00: Jim's old friend Timmy, decides to show the world that he can drink Jim under the table.  He starts off with 6 bottles of Guinness, 6 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Aftershock, and the biggest mouthful of Copenhagen I have ever seen.

10:30: Timmy starts making random groaning noises and having little bits of copenhagen fly out from his mouth.

10:45: Jim has lost the capacity to speak coherently and is just sliding his chips around the table.

11:00: Timmy's groaning gets louder.  Sam warned that a situation is brewing.  Plastic bag brought to the table.

11:15: Timmy barfs all over the table.  Game cancelled.  Five Way Split announced.  Congratulations Jim you won $80.

$80?  I was robbed.  I haven't seen Tim since the last legion season we played together about 10 years ago.  He should have known he couldn't hang, but bonus points for tring.  I still have a problem with the fact that I just counted the chips on the table....I should have won big.  Oh and Phil and Mike you shorted the pool 20 each....pay up.

 

Nice they donk off their chips in 20 minutes *** about how they just want to stick around and play more poker, then don't even put in their rebuy.

---

"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

two4suited:

lindy0331:

The Spenard Kid:

OK.  Rough Breakdown of events

8:35pm: Game Starts

8:40: Jim and Mike start doing shots

8:41: Mike drunk and screaming like a banshee

8:42: Phil busts out the first time

8:43- Mike busts out.  Mike and Phil's collective whinning about being out so quickly melt Lindemann's heart and he institutes some stupid rebuy/add-on BS.

8:45-Play continues

8:46-9:45: I'm not sure what happened here because I had to sit between Jim and Mike, and after about fifteen minutes of their drunken screaming to one another I lost the power of sight.

10:00: Jim's old friend Timmy, decides to show the world that he can drink Jim under the table.  He starts off with 6 bottles of Guinness, 6 shots of Jager, 4 shots of Aftershock, and the biggest mouthful of Copenhagen I have ever seen.

10:30: Timmy starts making random groaning noises and having little bits of copenhagen fly out from his mouth.

10:45: Jim has lost the capacity to speak coherently and is just sliding his chips around the table.

11:00: Timmy's groaning gets louder.  Sam warned that a situation is brewing.  Plastic bag brought to the table.

11:15: Timmy barfs all over the table.  Game cancelled.  Five Way Split announced.  Congratulations Jim you won $80.

$80?  I was robbed.  I haven't seen Tim since the last legion season we played together about 10 years ago.  He should have known he couldn't hang, but bonus points for tring.  I still have a problem with the fact that I just counted the chips on the table....I should have won big.  Oh and Phil and Mike you shorted the pool 20 each....pay up.

 

Nice they donk off their chips in 20 minutes *** about how they just want to stick around and play more poker, then don't even put in their rebuy.

Hey, I put in my rebuy before I left, I just did not put in Phil's like I said I would as I did not want to drive more than necessary. Don't worry we are good for it. I also want to say that I drank Lindy under the table and so it was worth every penny. Luke, I am truly sorry for your ears.

You should hear the phone message from Wally. He took Tim home and Tim could not remember which was his house and started puking on peoples doors as he was looking for it. Best phone message ever. Jim, you gave your money to Sam, I watched it.

---

-- The School Teacher --

two4suited:

 

Nice they donk off their chips in 20 minutes *** about how they just want to stick around and play more poker, then don't even put in their rebuy.

Just buying you drinks and entertainment with your money =)

---

-- The School Teacher --

FollowingSea:

Jim, you gave your money to Sam, I watched it.

Well a good friend would have stopped that.  How about coming up with some excuse to make me give you the money instead of her, then handing it off later?  You know once you give a woman money you are never gonna see it again.

---

It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

Oh and I refuse to admit anyone drank me under the table.  Anyone who knows us both would agree that is pure rubbish.

---

It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

lindy0331:

Oh and I refuse to admit anyone drank me under the table.  Anyone who knows us both would agree that is pure rubbish.

Hum, I remember the entire night sticking with you shot for shot, and you don't. I especially like the hand against Kevin, I hope he posts it. Holy Crap is all I have to say. Yup, drank Lindy under the table, who would have thought it? Game, set, match! =)

---

-- The School Teacher --

FollowingSea:

lindy0331:

Oh and I refuse to admit anyone drank me under the table.  Anyone who knows us both would agree that is pure rubbish.

Hum, I remember the entire night sticking with you shot for shot, and you don't. I especially like the hand against Kevin, I hope he posts it. Holy Crap is all I have to say. Yup, drank Lindy under the table, who would have thought it? Game, set, match! =)

Can I claim that I was on my period?  That seems to work for Ron.  Assuming Kevin won't post the hand please enlighten me.  Like I said, the suckout against UW was the last hand I remember.

---

It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

Ok, i don't have the exact details, so someone correct me if I am wrong. You bet some rediculous amount pre-flop and kevin calls you. You flip up K 10 for everyone to see, but Kevin still has a lot of chips and takes a flop. Flop is J high, you, with your cards face up for everyone to see go allin. Kevin calls instantly as he has the jack and sees that you have a 3 outer after the flop. Well you catch runner runner str8 to win a huge pile of money. Sick sick sick =). Ok, on your period will work.

---

-- The School Teacher --

I AM BACK.  Phil thanks for sitting in as the temporary horshoe up his arse maniac.  But I am now that guy and you can go back to being the weak/passive player that folds pocket rockets even when you know you have the best hand.

---

It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.