Nice, i once raced my brother on our bikes and I won as I was celebrating with my hands over my head and looking at him to rub it in, i forgot there was a speedbump coming up so i hit it lost control then ran into a wall face first chipping my front tooth.  Ahh good times, it pays to celebrate.

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

Nothing beats an endzone celebration gone awry.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

So Jimbo, when you say you were on "Special Teams" is that what they just told you on the little yellow bus, or was that actual football! =) I kid, I kid.

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-- The School Teacher --

I HATE TOURNAMENT POKER

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

After wasting several hours yesterday to not cash in that tourney, I am with you Lindy.

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-- The School Teacher --

It's about time you guys joined the bandwagon,  feel bad for Lnktyt i think his name was, he spent over 7 hours in that tournament to get ridiculously outdrawn by someone that should have never been in the hand anyway, imagine your'e within 10 people after outlasting 7,000 people and someone limps with a weak ace utg who has 200k in chips and can literally leave the computer and is guaranteed a seat, well he limps utg and then you push all in with KK and if you win just the blinds in htis hand you're guarnanteed a seat but if yo udon't play teh hand then it's 50/50, so you have to push and get called by the weak ace only for them to hit their frigging 3 outer, he should have never been in and you obviously played good and were lucky to last over 7 hours to only run into an idiot that deep in the game, i was so sick for that guy.

but glad you guys are finally coming to the right side of tournament poker, it's fun occassinally but obviously any idiot can and does win.  However good players will still be profitable over the long run but any idiot any given day can win one.

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

Doyle brunson said it best regarding tournaments..........Winning a tournament is like winning the lottery, any player can win because it takes luck the only difference is good players have more lottery tickets so that's why they have a better chance of winning vs. an amateur who has one lottery tickets but when you combine a field of 3000 people you're against that many tickets.

He's country :-)

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

I like pizza pockets and capriSun. Thanks have another.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

Wow, I have not had CapriSun since I was a kid. Are adults allowed to drink stuff like that?

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-- The School Teacher --

I believe adults are still allowed to drink them, they are great and compact you get done drinking them you can fold them up adn stick them in your backpack, they really need to use this container more on beer cause even cruised 24 cans of Hamms is still heavy. 

Also, I think the capri sun design is very good for infusing liqour into the juice.  I have not tried this yet, as the only pack of caprisun I can find is the 108 pack at costco and kind of like smurfs on the coleco was not as cool as it was when I was 8, I am not ready to invest 108 capri suns, then realize they are just not as cool as they were.

That was a dam cool run on sentence....why do we need grammer.... grammer sucks...oh ya spelling sucks too.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

don't forget those 30 for a buck Totino's pizzas I believe they were the size of a half dollar and are still probably my fondest memory of college and living on my own

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the infamous AceSmall

Yes very good point.  I will be going to costco to get some bagel pizza's and pizza pockets, I may acquire some caprisun for softball game and infuse it with vodka.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

and there Brian goes using periods and capitals again...sheesh

 

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the infamous AceSmall

Wow I don't like contractors.  If you want to buy a property that's a good deal you have to have someone on the inside ready to pounce on it because listings don't show up on the MLS site for public to see for 3 days after they are listed so if an agent is ahead of the game they can see it and contractors usually have the closest relationships with realators so they get information on these things before the general public and boy do they pounce on good deals, tough to get a smoking deal it seems.  Gotta keep chugging along trying though.

How hard is it to find a million dollar piece of property I can buy for 20 bucks???? come on.

I remember when I was a kid you always heard that urban myth of a guy that bought some high end muscle car for 20 dollars because some wife found out her husband was cheating on her so she went off and sold his favorite car to the nearest person for a steal just to piss him off.  That's what i'm going to start doing become a private investigator so i can find out what rich men are cheating on their wives then send that information to her and then when she's at her weakest ask to buy his most prescious items and remind her how much he'd be pissed and how sweet her revenge would be after she sold me his Ford GT to me for 10 dollars.

Damn that's a good frigging idea, sure it'll lock me up a suite in hell but probably worth it :-)

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

Wow, great idea Ron. maybe I can be in the chair next to you in hell and we create that business. How about this, we creat an auction off that cheating son of a bitch best stuff for nothing website. Fantastic.

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-- The School Teacher --