Ok, I am starting this post as kind of a joke, but I think it would be fun to see what happens. Anytime you are in another post and decide to derail it with random thoughts, put it here instead. We will keep the post at the top of the off topic cat so that is easy to find. I am thinking after it hits about 1000 pages, we publish it and make a fortune.

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-- The School Teacher --

I love lamp.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

LOL fantastic idea.

banana hammock

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

Even if we still derail other posts (because it will happen), this might be fun, we post something random in here and let it flow =). Should be a good read after about a month.
Speaking of the weasel squeezer, why do people insist on wearing the bananna hamock? I mean is your unit that impressive? If it is I really don't want to see it. Plus, stuff like that should have a built in max weight stamp and you have to hit a scale before you can actually purchase one.

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-- The School Teacher --

Then I wouldn't have been able to buy any.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

Banana hammocks are just like people that shave down there to make it seem bigger.  So they shave then put on a tiny tiny banana hammock to make it seem even bigger, some people even go to extremes and put those mirrors (objects may seem bigger than they appear) right around their thigh so you see the reflection of the zone.....all in all it's done to make the member seem bigger than it really is but once those people reach the penetration point is where the woman (or man in the toy gangs case) realize they have been had and now have something the size of a thimble inside of them so they wait for it be over so they can leave disappointed.

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

No no no.  "Trimming the hedges" is just a coutresy thing.  You expect her to keep the jungle under control, it's only fair to keep the grass to a respectable length around the unit and toolshed as well.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

trimming the hedges is fine but it's the ones that take it to extreme and go even lower, extreme cases for people with less than extreme members.

True true i do expect them to keep the grass in order if there's any grass on the playing field at all, Jeff don't get excited i'm not talking an underage thing it's a shaving thing, something the kids you fool with wouldn't know anything about yet :- )  oh FYI saying I shave twice a month to keep smooth doesn't count.

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

I think we're blasting past the bounderies of good taste here.  Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

I once hit a guy so hard in a football game I gave myself a concussion.

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the infamous AceSmall

Lol.  Nice.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

sorry...but I had to derail the derail thread...it was getting sick.

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the infamous AceSmall

LOL nice did you forget to wear a helmet? what happened to him?

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

Jimboak36:

sorry...but I had to derail the derail thread...it was getting sick.

That's what you're supposed to do in this thread when that happens, good man jimbo.

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

lol...we both ended up on our a$$e$....it was during a kickoff...and I have dreaded special teams ever since....lol

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the infamous AceSmall