I'd like to host a Saturday MTT next weekend, know it's short notice but let me know who might be into it.  I can have a max of five tables in my house, so 40 + if we can get that together.  I'd appreciate feedback @ lindy0331@gmail.com.  I was thinking $45 buy in pay the top 10% @ 50-30-20.  I promise only one pocket rockets.  I'd need to know by Thursday to arrange with my school schedule.  -Jim L

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

Jim, did you mean on Sunday or Sat.? The post heading says Sunday but you say in the text Sat. I would be up for it if I am in town!

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-- The School Teacher --

Jim I will work on getting a list of emails for people that play poker and posting it somewhere on here.  Should have that for you by the end of the weekend.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

I got some well-deserved feedback about my payout plan.  Yes, I am retarded, you can't payout to 10% of the field to three people when you don't know how many players there are.  After I know how many are interested I will post the blind and payout structure.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

lindy0331 wrote:

I got some well-deserved feedback about my payout plan.  Yes, I am retarded, you can't payout to 10% of the field to three people when you don't know how many players there are.  After I know how many are interested I will post the blind and payout structure.

Smart decision.....cuz most of the people that I hosted for will *** about anything....

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the infamous AceSmall

Jim you crack me up.  "Host of the Year" that is classic. 

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

c'mon, Brian....you know it's true........

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the infamous AceSmall

Yep and ace small is a premium hand, hey what you get for being an APA member?

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

200 bucks deposit at www.powerplayer.com and also support my favorite pastime in the process.  Membership is free the first year.  When you are ready to venture out of the shallow end of your comfy usual players, let me know and we can car pool out to Wasilla for the tourney....              

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the infamous AceSmall

May have to look into that when the summer chaos stops.  How much is the membership for the next year?  What do I have to be when I am a member?

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

two4suited wrote:

May have to look into that when the summer chaos stops.  How much is the membership for the next year?  What do I have to be when I am a member?

I think it's either 25 or 75....can't remember right now.  I don't know of any lifestyle changes you would have to make as an APA member....but there are some cool perks that will be explained at different tourneys.  Right now they are doing the 52 week WSOP tournament.  Finals will consist of top 27 chip leaders from the year and will compete in a freeze-out tourney for hotel, airfare and 10k in cash to enter any WSOP event you wish.  or just spend it on hookers!

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the infamous AceSmall

I may end up joining this when the time is right.  I like the free money on some site I have never heard of though.  Do they have a website, cause all real poker pimps have websites.  Ya that is a hard choice, 7 days of poker or 4 days of 4+ hookers at a time.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

two4suited wrote:

I may end up joining this when the time is right.  I like the free money on some site I have never heard of though.  Do they have a website, cause all real poker pimps have websites.  Ya that is a hard choice, 7 days of poker or 4 days of 4+ hookers at a time.

I beleive they have a domain registered, but not a site yet.  They run the free tourneys out in the valley that got the newspaper write-ups, etc.  I'll invite you again next time I go and you can wear a wire to find out everything....

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the infamous AceSmall