Not sure how many of you are aware of this, but the greatest movie ever made is going to hit theaters this year. It's bigger than Titantic. It's Bigger than Star Wars. Its bigger than Jaws, Ghostbusters, and E.T put together. It's so big that Samuel F***ing Jackson signed up without reading the script based on the quality of the title alone.

It's Snakes on a Plane (!!!)  and I'm so taking the day and camping out at the theater for this one.

 

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

B-e-a-utiful.  If the biggest badass on the planet (second only to Chuck Norris) is in it, I'm there.  It'll probably be federally required viewing!

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

No one, not even Chuck Norris, Can out badass Samuel "MF" Jackson. His ninja powers are nothing against snakes.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Nonesense. Chuck Norris is the only man who has ever, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

Ah, but he's not a mushroom cloud laying MF, mf.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Well, no, but the Manhattan Project was meant to recreate the destructive power in one of his roundhouse kicks. They failed miserably.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

His fist might be strong, but he wasn't quick enough to beat Samuel Jackson out of this movie cinematic masterpeice.

I just bought Snakes on a Plane hoody.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

What? Where?

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?p=1&sid=20088&search[text]=snakes

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Nice, but I want this:
http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1089751#top

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

Um, you do realize the guy is making fun of the movie right?

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In order to live, you must be willing to die.
--Amir Vahedi

Ther will be no making fun of the best movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane, when I rule the world.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Okay, I'll start carrying A-1 sauce with me when I fly....just in case there really are Snakes on a Plane! I've heard they're yummy with A-1. :)

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In order to live, you must be willing to die.
--Amir Vahedi

eh.... what happend here? this is probobly the funniest discussion I have ever read!

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The only true feeling in poker is your gut.

I don't know, but I just realized that owning this whole Snakes on a Prain franchise is going to be like owning your own money tree. After the (inevitable) stellar success of Snakes on a Plane, I don't see how the producers can fail to follow up with a sequel...

Preferably Snakes on a Plane 2: SNAKES ON A BOAT!

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"