two4suited:

At what point in the day is taking a shower just a waste of time 3PM, 5PM 7PM or earlier?

4:43pm is the "point of no return"

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keertus:

two4suited:

At what point in the day is taking a shower just a waste of time 3PM, 5PM 7PM or earlier?

4:43pm is the "point of no return"

Fantastic that is only about 4 hours away I am goign to see if I can make it.  I already got kind of pissed at heidi for coming home at lunch at 11 and waking me up, if not for that I could have made it.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

two4suited:

Jimboak36:

is going commando the best cure for crotch rot?

Do you hve crouch rot and is that the reason you wanted to go commando on me not too long ago?

If ever a thread needed an off-topic post to derail it....it's now!

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FollowingSea:

Yup, it is the 15 min. It is like the guy that won state in high school football always talking about it. They get stuck in that time and it defines them as people. Then, they are too  good for anything but TV.

What are you talking about.  People won state that means they were some extreme athletes :-) Except for damn ACL injuries.......or lack of work ethic.....or lack of athletic ability....other then that.....unbelievable athletes.

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If you wanted to go off topic and you posted about crotch rot adn commando-isms, I believe you wanted to talk about that topic.  Is there a cure for crotch rot and what do you have to stick you johnson in to get it.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

So, is Harry Potter gonna die?

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Some people are like slinky's. They aren't really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

ron2573:

FollowingSea:

Yup, it is the 15 min. It is like the guy that won state in high school football always talking about it. They get stuck in that time and it defines them as people. Then, they are too  good for anything but TV.

What are you talking about.  People won state that means they were some extreme athletes :-) Except for damn ACL injuries.......or lack of work ethic.....or lack of athletic ability....other then that.....unbelievable athletes.

Wait if I went to the school that won teh state championship while I was there, do I get the win.  It is like these people that root on Professional Teams and say "We got the win", mostly people from green bay do this.  Uh no you didn't get the win, you just got drunk and yelled really loud at a glass screen with pictures on it.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

Dont people blame toilet seats and tanning beds as for why they get crotch rot and other STD's it's never because they barebacked a hooker or koots chick.

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Alaskadude:

So, is Harry Potter gonna die?

They will never let Harry Potter die.   If quentin terintino were writing the final novels then maybe but this is a kids story, so I'm guessing he miraculously makes it through and lives happily ever after.

What will J.K. Rowling do after the Harry Potter books are through.  She's a billionaire because of them but being a writer she will obviously write more and nothing can ever be as big as her Harry Potter stories, so will everything else just be a big bust.

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first of all...st fu, Bob with your stupid questions.....and NO, he is not going to die...he is magic.

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two4suited:

It is like these people that root on Professional Teams and say "We got the win", mostly people from green bay do this.  Uh no you didn't get the win, you just got drunk and yelled really loud at a glass screen with pictures on it.

I think you're wrong here.  Everytime I watch a professional team celebrating they thank god and their fans.  Obviously we have a big impact on them winning or losing, I am still waiting for my New York Yankee World Series rings to come in the mail.

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Hum many different defenitions for crotch rot.

A really bad and incredible disgusting smell coming from a woman's *** or a man's groin area. Bob has crotch rot everyday.

a term used best to describe the rotten odor escaping from the southern regions of a woman's anatomy (mainly either tanning bed overuse or genetically related.)

She claimed to be from Queens, but her crotch rot indicated Stanktopia was more likely the place of her origin

A stinkin *** pu$$y. That *** has crotch rot.

a nasty and unknown growth of fungai, mushrooms and moss on female vagina. Often there could be found a lot of cheesecake with raisins. -MA! -yes Ana? -I think i have crotch rot! -hmm let me check.... -(erotic sounds) -mhm its crotch rot....hey cheesecake!

dank smellin, paint peelin, dirty poon reakin, crotch scratchin extravaganza of uncomfortable lack of hygiene pootty nasty crotchyness i wanted to do this girl one time, she opened her legs and i passed out from the smell of her crotch rot.

on a hot summer day when you take a *** and you dont wipe your *** to good and then your crack and hole get chaffed and it mixes with sweat and it fucks your whole day cause it irritates when you walk, woman wont admit to this

i pooed this morniing and didnt wipe good now i have crotch rot.. see monkey butt

Have you ever run a 10 K in 90 deg. weather and for got to put right guard on?? Sniff your pit and multiply that by 200. That's what Kris Millspaughs crotch rot smells like. It's a cross between a rotten armpit and a dead skunk. A local fungus infection in the groing area. Most often caused by poor hygene. Strong odor of caproic acid and/or urine. For women add vaginal odor/fecal odor & odor of oxidized sperm in the sexually active. Wash thoroughly, apply antifungal cream or powder ( powder preferred ) daily until gone. ( usually 2-3 days) Now I understand your pain, in having a dealing with crotch rot. Dank smellin, paint peelin, dirty poon reakin, crotch scratchin extravaganza of uncomfortable lack of hygiene pootty nasty crotchyness I wanted to do this girl one time, she opened her legs and I passed out from the smell of her crotch rot. a pungent, stank smell that permiates from the crotch usually after a hard workout, or lack of a shower for several days, occurs in both males and females. Damn, after running that mile yesterday I was experiencing SERIOUS crotch rot!! I was high one night and Kris was getting tag teamed. When it came my turn up at bat, all I could smell was her CROTCH ROT.. So I put a clothes pin on my nose, rolled her over and fucked her up the ***(it was cleaner then her *** - I can tell you that)!!

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

This hasn't worked so well for me and the Dodgers.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

ONly 70 something more posts and we take over SoAP post.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

MrFish:

This hasn't worked so well for me and the Dodgers.

You're obviously not that good of a fan, I'm a superfan which is why my yankees win all the time.  I really feel if I didn't own every NY Yankee hat, jersey, glove, baseball, video, autographs, balls, bats....then my yankees wouldn't win.  I'm in alaska and hold season tickets to their games because I have to show support otherwise they may lose, seriously I'm their good luck.

Where is your commitment as a fan?

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