It's been far too long since we discussed the issue of MF'n Snakes on a MF'n PLane.

Snakes in Bollywood: http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1024476

Snakes in the Hood: http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/01%20Serious%20Problem.mp3

Snakes on a game:

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Holy Crap!  I have to fly tonight!  I'm going to freak out!  I think I'll demand they check for snakes before we take off.  Maybe start freaking out and screaming.  I'll be in first class though...do you think they'll keep the snakes back in coach?

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In order to live, you must be willing to die.
--Amir Vahedi

Bring rubber snakes and take pictures.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Oh please oh please oh please bring rubber snakes and take pictures.  See if you can get the pilots and attendants in on it.  And the more passengers the better.

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

Uh...you guys have about 1 hour to provide me rubbers...rubber snakes that is.  Otherwise, there will be no snakes on my plane!!

Maybe on the way home though....heeheehee

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In order to live, you must be willing to die.
--Amir Vahedi

Anyone see the mention on CNN this morning?  They were talking about the big cult following this movie is already getting.  People are making up trailers and such in their blogs.  Supposedly the guy's blog made up the line about the MF'n snakes so fans insisted they add those lines.  The movie people had SLJ add them in after that.  They called it "campy".  haha

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In order to live, you must be willing to die.
--Amir Vahedi

Snakes on a Plane in other languages:

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Afrikaans:

• “Slang op ‘n Vliegtuig“

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Albanian:

• “Gjarpën në për Avion“

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Arabic:

• “Tha’abin ‘ala Ta’ira“

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Bulgarian:

• “Змии в един самолет”
• “Zmii v edin Samolet”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Czech:

• “Hadi v Letadle”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Dutch:

• “Slangen in het Vliegtuig”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Esperanto:

• “Serpentoj en Aeroplano”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Estonian:

• “Usse Lennukis”
• “Ussid Lennukis”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Finish:

• “Käärmeitä Lentokoneessa”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in French:

• “Serpents sur un Avion”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Georgian:

• “Gvelebi Tvitmprinavze”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in German:

• “Schlangen auf einem Flugzeug”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Greek:

• “φίδια επάνω αεροπλάνο”
• “FI-thia eh-PA-no eh-ro-PLAH-no”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Hebrew:

• “Nachashim al Aviron”
• “Nachashim bamatos”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Hindi:

• “Jehaaz meh Saamp hai”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Hungarian:

• “Kígyók a Gépen“

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Indonesian:

• “Ular-ular di dalam sebuah pesawat terbang“
• “Ular-ular di dalam sebuah pesawat udara“

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Irish Gaelic:

• “Nathracha in Eitleán”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Italian:

• “Serpenti su un Aereo”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Japanese:

• “Hikouki ni iru Hebi-tachi”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Kikuyu:

• “Nyoka Ndegeini”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Kiswahili:

• “Nyoka ndani ya Ndege”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Korean:

• “! Bi heng ki ae bem!”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Latin:

• “Serpenes in Aeroplanum”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Mandarin:

• “shh-uh tzsai fay gee shang”
• “she2 zai4 fei1ji1 shang4”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Norwegian:

• “Slanger på et Fly!”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Old English:

• “Naedras in Lyftnaccam”
• “Snacan in Lyftnaccam”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Pig Latin:

• “Akesnay noay anay Aneplay”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Polish:

• “Węże w Samolocie”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Portuguese:

• “Cobras num Avião”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Russian:

• “Zmeya na Samolyotye”
• “змеи на самолете”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Serbian (Srpski):

• “Zmije u Avionu”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Spanish:

• “Serpientes en un Avión”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Swedish:

• “Ormar i Flygplan”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Tagalog/Filipino:

• “Mga ahas sa Eroplano”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Turkish:

• “Uçaktaki Yılanlar”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Vietnamese:

• “Con rắn trên máy bay”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Welsh:

• “Nadroedd yn yr Awyren”

How to say “snakes on a plane” in Zulu:

• “Izinyoka Eziseqwelamoya”

 

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Only 4 more months until this cinematic masterpeice hits the theaters. While your waiting (and shouldn't we start standing in line soon, here is an interview with Samuel L. MF'n Jackson about The Greatest Movie Ever--Oh, and of course, a couple Snakes on a Plane Songs (number three is possibly the stupidest thing I've ever heard)

No surprise that this tough bleeper isn't afraid of snakes. "I grew up in the country. If we saw a snake, the snake was in more trouble than we were." Nor do planes rattle him. "I fly way too much to be afraid. I plug in my iPod and fall asleep. My wife is a white-knuckle flier. She will shake me and say, 'Oh, the plane is having turbulence.' I tell her, 'Wake me up when we crash.' "

 I wonder if the academy is already having that custom 'Snakes on an Oscar' gold plated and ready to go?

 

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

More news on the best movie in the history of mankind.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12411093/

 

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

Snakes on a stick figure action movie

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

BUMP!  Post #100 is all mine!  Ron - where you at?

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If you lose 100% of the hands that you fold, what's the point of folding?

This thread is Phils baby so you're stealing his thunder by taking post 100.

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

No no thats alright. I will take post 1,000

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Okay I am so readyt for the premier. I just ordered 48 MF'n plastic snakes for $4.95. Snakes in a movie theater, MF.

http://www.orientaltrading.com/otcweb/application?namespace=browse&origin=searchMain.jsp&event=link.itemDetails&demandPrefix=12&sku=39/9600&mode=Searching&searchDestinationJSP=/search/searchMain.jsp&erec=0&D=snakes&Dx=mode%252bmatchallpartial&Ntx=mode%252bmatchallpartial&Ntt=snakes&N=0&y=0&x=0&Ntk=all

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Now see, you should have given these before my flights.  I could have scattered these all over the first class cabin!  Be sure to take them on your trip...we want pictures!!

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In order to live, you must be willing to die.
--Amir Vahedi