Read it carefully loop hole boy.  I said it doesn't have to be Jager but we have to agree on both drinking the same thing.  That's the way every drinking contest goes.  I will only spot you the half bottle of Jager if that is what we are drinking for the contest.  I cannot mix massive amounts of different types of liquor.  90 minutes is an outside figure, I promise it won't take that long.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

Rules are stupid and not for men....

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lindy0331:

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ron2573:

how much recovery time does it take a person that just got back on carbs to recover from a lindy drinking session after 6 months of drinking michelob ultras?  He could be out of commission until Halloween.

You don't realize that the time off was just allowing my liver to get in the gym and bulk up. We all know Lindys is feeling a little sluggish.

I of course would agree to having my half bottle out of a fresh bottle of Jager.  The half bottle is from a quart sized bottle.  I do not agree to drinker's choice as each type of alcohol has different effects, for example I can drink Jager like water but two drinks with gin in it and I start to hallucinate.  We can agree in advance on what the booze will be and both have it, but I'm not drinking half a bottle of Jager then switching to something else.  I get 90 minutes for the half bottle, then 45 minute break before the contest.

Wow, what kind of rules are these? No way I agree to yeager, that would be foolish. And 90 min for the half bottle.... wimp =)

Wait I thought you both were drinking Jager, I am confused.  So you had like 3 shots and thought you got all drunk now you are challenging people to drinking contest, but you get to drink (insert something ron would call moonshine) cause of your diet and JIm has to drink jager, wtf.  You sure talk a big game but when you have to step up to actually try and go for the challenge, you fold.  Hence the forthcoming mangina theme song.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

Dang Brian you weren't supposed to tell him about the upcoming masterpiece.  I mean it will be one of the most downloaded songs on iTunes and it would have been way better for him to have heard about it from a 3rd party.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

a true drinking game is each of you pick the drinks and do them shot for shot on who chooses what.  that seems the most fair, so you have to mix your drinks, are you a good drunk or the new mangina?

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ron2573:

a true drinking game is each of you pick the drinks and do them shot for shot on who chooses what.  that seems the most fair, so you have to mix your drinks, are you a good drunk or the new mangina?

A true drinking contest is when you each sit down with a bottle of something in the middle of the table (unless it's a beer drinking contest) then you pour a shot for each of you at a time and go until someone pukes or passes out.  Now the other girly man drinker is calling me out?  What the heck is going on in the world?

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

ron2573:

a true drinking game is each of you pick the drinks and do them shot for shot on who chooses what.  that seems the most fair, so you have to mix your drinks, are you a good drunk or the new mangina?

Haha you guys rule,  now the one person that can actually drink less than mike and most 12 year old girls knows all about drinking game rules.  In my book you have to drink the same thing, just not fair any other way.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

How about you each pick a bottle of something and then go from there, after you finish one bottle then go onto the other guys bottle

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ron2573:

How about you each pick a bottle of something and then go from there, after you finish one bottle then go onto the other guys bottle

Wait so mike would choose a bottle of Baileys, or some other under 30 proof liqour and Jim would choose Jager or some liqour over 30 proof and mike would win, how fair is that.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

Would anyone like to bet 500 dollars that I can drink more NA beer than you can drink real beer?

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

Because Ron, that's not how it works.  That is like you challenging me to a beer drinking contest and you want to drink 3.2 beer (which you consider moonshine) and I want to drink a stout or porter with up to 2.5x the alcohol content.  Even if we each pick an 80 proof bottle, if it's not the same then you can't consider the contest to be even.  For example some people can drink vodka until they fall over dead.  I can't drink vodka unless it's mixed with Jager.  So the only way to have a fair shot contest is to agree before hand on what you are both going to shoot.  My preference in order:

1. Jager

2. Tequila

3. Mezcal

4. Whiskey

5. Jager

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

no then you keep going back and forth between bottles until one person passes out or pukes so it'd be:

Lindy picks a bottle of jager and they split it

mike picks a bottle of baileys and they split it

lindy picks a bottle of jager and they split it

mike picks a bottle of kalua and they spit it

lindy picks a bottle of jager and they split it

mike picks a bottle of peppermint schnapps and lindy laughs so hard he pukes and mike wins.

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Ron means you each drink a bottle of each other's pick.  In this case you would both drink from a bottle of jager and both from a michelob ultra.

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Dude how hard is it to figure out.  you take one bottle that someone wants and poor 2 shots, and you each take one.

Then you take one bottle the other person picked and pour 2 shots and you each take one. that way it's even all the way through just of different alcohols.

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keertus:

Ron means you each drink a bottle of each other's pick.  In this case you would both drink from a bottle of jager and both from a michelob ultra.

I know brad, how hard is it for him to figure this out.  damn jager has killed his brain, mike doesn't have a shot.

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