Yes I am, now I hacve a whole 3 hours sleep in over 2 days, but I woke up and cannot sleep now.

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Mangina.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

FollowingSea:

All I am saying is he who quits or throws up first.... Lindy pick jager, I pick some of my saved urine...

You do realize that you'll have to do shots of it first........is drinking your own urine normal for you? wait don't answer that.

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

FollowingSea:

Oh you guys underestimate the power of mangina. Jim will lose, especially with 1/2 a bottle spot and 2 to one odds. I got 250.00 on me. Bring it.  I will make sure that half bottle spot is out of an unopended jager bottle Lindy, so don't get any ideas, and I think it should be drinkers choice, one shot of whatever you want and then one of whatever I want.

How much does it cost to get your stomach pumped at the hospital I will cover that if you win, if you lose you got to pay for your own stomach pump.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

Since we're going all out here, before mike's liver explodes, and ron kung fu's me to death after I outplay him heads up, can we have some Brian vs Brad stick fighting action? Just a little warm up or something? It will be all fun and games till

A) Someone pokes their eye out

B) Brian steps to close to Lucia and she tears open his cartoid artery.,

 

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

Oh no I have to be alive to see both of these events.

Mike you might want to get a bit more sleep before you start challenging people to drinking competitions.  I know you are all proud to be on carbs again and on real beer, but let's slow it down a bit.   Going from steady diet of cold cuts and michelop ultra, to pizza and jager can not be rushed.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

two4suited:

Oh no I have to be alive to see both of these events.

Mike you might want to get a bit more sleep before you start challenging people to drinking competitions.  I know you are all proud to be on carbs again and on real beer, but let's slow it down a bit.   Going from steady diet of cold cuts and michelop ultra, to pizza and jager can not be rushed.

Stop messing with my action Brian.  THis is the easiest $250 I have ever had a chance to win.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

Oh, I have not set a date for the event, or did you not see that? I have as much time as I need to prepare. That is the beauty of an openended challenge.

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Oh no you have to be ready whenever Ron decides that he can "find time" to play Phil Heads up, so it could be next week it could be in a year, you were a superstar drinker last saturday, why would you need to practice?

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

FollowingSea:

Oh, I have not set a date for the event, or did you not see that? I have as much time as I need to prepare. That is the beauty of an openended challenge.

Sounds like someone is laying the groundwork for a puzz out already.  Kind of like "Yeah I really want to play if I'm not sailing I'll be there."  We all know what that kind of talk is code for.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

Nice try at the ego stroke, but it won't work on me! I have to be able to make it as well and getting both ron and I to coordinate being somewhere in advance may prove to be difficult.

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Lindy, you don't understand, I am tricky. You will see how the game is won.

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FollowingSea:

Nice try at the ego stroke, but it won't work on me! I have to be able to make it as well and getting both ron and I to coordinate being somewhere in advance may prove to be difficult.

WTF is this? Some kind of conspiracy? Your liver is going to explode, and ron is going to tilt, dammit, and thats all there is to it.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

I think Phil has the best read on this situation:

 

Phil: so I see how this event is going to work.

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

lindy0331:

FollowingSea:

ron2573:

how much recovery time does it take a person that just got back on carbs to recover from a lindy drinking session after 6 months of drinking michelob ultras?  He could be out of commission until Halloween.

You don't realize that the time off was just allowing my liver to get in the gym and bulk up. We all know Lindys is feeling a little sluggish.

I of course would agree to having my half bottle out of a fresh bottle of Jager.  The half bottle is from a quart sized bottle.  I do not agree to drinker's choice as each type of alcohol has different effects, for example I can drink Jager like water but two drinks with gin in it and I start to hallucinate.  We can agree in advance on what the booze will be and both have it, but I'm not drinking half a bottle of Jager then switching to something else.  I get 90 minutes for the half bottle, then 45 minute break before the contest.

Wow, what kind of rules are these? No way I agree to yeager, that would be foolish. And 90 min for the half bottle.... wimp =)

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