Oh this is not because he does not have a basic understanding of baseball, it is because hot girls that are high or whatever they are, who cares they are hot walk up to him off the street and ask if they can play on the team and he says no, who needs a coach that says no to hot athlete girls. We may not win alot but if we look good doing it no one cares.
"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.