Okay, but the thread just got longer by talking about Samuel "MF" Jackson, so now where are we?

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Cool Kid, back by popular demand.

it was talking about how this thread is bigger and he's not a bad A$$, and only 3 posts of the  330 posts in this thread, so he didn't make it, we're just poking fun at how puny he really is, i bet that snakes on a plane stinks now since the SoaP thread is smaller than this one.

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

Just to muddy the waters: http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/showMeDaContent.aspx?cid=2221

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

MrFish:

Just to muddy the waters: http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/showMeDaContent.aspx?cid=2221

Ha-Ha, nothing like snakes on a Bible.

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-- The School Teacher --

Ok why is einhorn donating all his money to charity?  I hope someone from the charity came to him and said "hey dude donate all your money to us and we'll hire you as an employee and pay you that much, this way we get big publicity and you look awesome"

I need to get that deep in a major tournament so if I get asked what i'll do with the money and if i plan on donating any of my winnings to charity I'll answer honestly

me:

"oh and you ask if i'm going to donate any to charity.....I absolutely am going to, i'm going to talk with my lawyers and accountants to see exactly how much i am being forced to donate in order to get the best tax benefit for winning so much money.......errr uhhh I mean of course I'm donating a part of my winnings to charity because I am doing this for the children, especially those barely 18 year old ones with tight hard bodies and in the drunken experimental phase.........is there a charity to support drunken bisexual college girls because if there is I'm donating it there"

If a guy ever comes out and says that I bet they get more sponsors than any of the other players, all the beer companies will start loading their bodies up like nascar.

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

I have seen this before but someone just resent the link to me and I laughed again.

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/3794/

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It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.

Keep an eye on your unicorns

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

MrFish:

Keep an eye on your unicorns

Damn, I have three in my yard, I had better run home and secure them before this story leaks out and they all want a taste of freedom!

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-- The School Teacher --

Ok it's 310pm on friday i have no more real work to do and i'm bored.  I need entertainment ideas for the last 50 minutes of work.

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

You could finish up my projects? Although, you might enjoy a kick in the tool shed more. Seriously, drink, you will feel better.

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-- The School Teacher --

I am at home watching high stakes poker and working on my laptop, wish I could help you out.  Matusow just went busto after bluffing off it to Laak.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.

I'm spending my last hour here trying to convince anyone to either bring me thai food or leave now and head to the office lunge, but so far, no luck.

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"I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"

two4suited:

I am at home watching high stakes poker and working on my laptop, wish I could help you out.  Matusow just went busto after bluffing off it to Laak.

A$$ I'm stopping by to burn a copy of those, what do i need to bring, i got my ipod or burn me a copy on dvd, so we can watch them on the boob tube.

oh mike i'd be happy to do your work, ummm I just have one question regarding writing code, do you guys use moris code when working on computers or is it some old german code they used back in WW!!

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

hey when can i get that sofa too?

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<----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)

not sure they will work straight off the dvd on teh boob tube, I don't think I have many dvds left so the ipod would be the best bet.

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"you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.