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The Longest Random Post Ever!

Last post 10-08-2011, 1:14 PM by Anonymous. 387 replies.
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  •  08-02-2006, 4:20 PM 26943 in reply to 26942

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    no x-ray vision wouldn't work because you can know someone is bluffing by seeing their cards so you call and still get sucked out.  Xray visionwon't let you see every single card only the top card and that's the burn card, now if you have the entire deck memorized on it's position and when it will land, you won't have to worry about stuff like that.

    You guys really have your superpowers messed up, i'd so beat you at the poker table with my superpowers vs. your weak weak x-ray vision.


    <----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)
  •  08-02-2006, 4:21 PM 26944 in reply to 26942

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    FollowingSea:
    My thoughts exactly Phil. Be able to see the other sides of everyones cards and the next 8 in the deck

    Plus how can you only see the next 8 cards in the deck, you can either see through them all or not, tha'ts how x-ray vision works.  if you have bone on bone on bone are see an xray machine all you see is one big bone you don't see each individual bone, that's why they have you shoot broken bones from many angles.

    you guys really need to work on your superpowers.  Someday you're going to have a genie grant you 3 wishes and you'll totally waste them on x-ray vision.


    <----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)
  •  08-02-2006, 4:23 PM 26945 in reply to 26944

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    Ok, xray vision is not the correct term. I want to see all of the other people's hole cards and then next 8 in the deck at will. How about that>?
    -- The School Teacher --
  •  08-02-2006, 4:25 PM 26947 in reply to 26945

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    FollowingSea:
    Ok, xray vision is not the correct term. I want to see all of the other people's hole cards and then next 8 in the deck at will. How about that>?

    See obviously that' can't happen because there is no power for that, why limit yourself.  Now if you know where all 52 cards are at all the time, then you don't need x-ray vision.  I can see someone has AA and the board is A34, they go all in and i call with 72offsuit and river a 2 high flush to beat them :-) x ray vision can't give you that.


    <----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)
  •  08-02-2006, 4:56 PM 26980 in reply to 26947

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    Knowing where the cards are won't put them in your hand either.  You'll still have to know when to bluff and how much the other person will call.  Is that also part of your super duper hi speed ultra brain?
    Cool Kid, back by popular demand.
  •  08-03-2006, 10:05 AM 27071 in reply to 26980

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    Are yo ukidding me, if i know the opponent has AA and i have 73 and i know i'll river two pair and chances are they won't fold AA, then i go all in being 100% positive i'll suck out, then i can call out peoples bluff knowing they have Ace high with a board of 8910J 5 and they go all in on the river with AK and i call with 22 because i know exactly what they have.

    Now it works if they have the best hand and i know i can't suck out, say they have AA and i have KK and i know what cards are coming and i'll lose, well i fold and wait. or say I know they are bluffing with a gut shot straight draw and i hold a set but i know they'll river their gut shot and i would have lost then i fold my set.

    See knowing where all the cards are in peoples hands and in hte deck is the ultimate way to play poker ;-)


    <----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)
  •  08-03-2006, 1:58 PM 27126 in reply to 27071

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    Does anyone know what the Golden Corral restraunant being built on Tudor and C street is all about.  Is it like a Royal Fork?

    "you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.
  •  08-03-2006, 2:04 PM 27128 in reply to 27126

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    Yeah it's another buffet, yay buffet buffet buffet.  I'm all for one set price and seeing if i can eat my way to savings, sort of like drinking in vegas, sure it's free and i have to gamble but as long as i drink more than i lose i feel like i'm getting a deal.  As long as i can eat more than what i paid for the buffet, then i feel i'm getting a deal.
    <----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)
  •  08-03-2006, 2:04 PM 27129 in reply to 27126

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    http://www.goldencorral.net/
    It's not cool to puke in my dog's water bowl. You know who I'm talking to Spud.
  •  08-03-2006, 2:06 PM 27131 in reply to 27128

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    ron2573:
    Yeah it's another buffet, yay buffet buffet buffet.  I'm all for one set price and seeing if i can eat my way to savings, sort of like drinking in vegas, sure it's free and i have to gamble but as long as i drink more than i lose i feel like i'm getting a deal.  As long as i can eat more than what i paid for the buffet, then i feel i'm getting a deal.


    Unless it is like Royal Fork, then even if they pay me and I eat 4 whole chickens I still don't feel like I am getting a deal.

    I checked out that link, thanks really does not help me though.  Sure there food looks great but what does it taste like.

    "you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor." I can't covet my neighbors donkey, this blows I am out of here.
  •  08-03-2006, 2:10 PM 27134 in reply to 27131

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    It's a buffet, so it tastes like *** most likely, or very bland, but again its' a buffet.
    <----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)
  •  08-03-2006, 2:10 PM 27135 in reply to 27131

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    It's been a while, but the last time I ate at a golden corral it wasn't anything to write home about.  Pretty much like the royal fork.
    Cool Kid, back by popular demand.
  •  08-07-2006, 11:58 AM 27419 in reply to 27135

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    is phil mad that this thread has more posts than snakes on a plane?
    <----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)
  •  08-07-2006, 12:03 PM 27423 in reply to 27419

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    No, because this thread has no Samuel L MF'n Jackson.
    "I don't think I had the nuts in that tourney at any point except when I hit quads on the river against Lindy"
  •  08-07-2006, 12:07 PM 27425 in reply to 27423

    Re: The Longest Random Post Ever!

    Exactly, it doesn't have Samuel L. Jackson and it's still bigger and better, maybe he's not such a bad A$$ MO FO
    <----I hate tournaments and tournaments hate me, so I'm loading up on all the donkey luck I can for the next ones :-)
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